DISCLAIM:I don't own either Buffy or Harry Potter and I'm writing this a the request of My Sister's Kids


Giles, Buffy, Willow, and Xander sat in a dark section of a Dovor pub in England, for the past two years American's General Voll of the RTwilight Commandhad been hunting Slayers across the World in a bloodhunt. "Willow this Mara Flint, are You sure She can deliver on Her promises?" Giles asked. Willow took a slug from Her beer, "Giles why can't the English learn to chill Their beer?" She scolded then went on. "My Sister tells Me that Flint is a real high up in Israel's MOSSAD an has hidden 1500 Slayers and Their Kin from Twilight and has pounded Twilight's Armed Forces into snail snot." "Yeah but out of 5000 Slayers We've lost 2500 to those Ratbutts." Buffy snarled then She looked at the enterance of the Pub. A tall blond lovely Amazonlike Woman dressed in a dark blue catsuit walked in, and while not a Slayer She moved with the same predatory air as one.
Mara Flint of the Israeli Spy Service MOSSAD commanded the room much like Buffy whose inner Slayer groweled in rage as two Alpha Females met.
"The Slayers Top Command?" Mara asked sitting down.
"Yes and I,m gald to see that alest one Nation hasn't totally lost Their minds to Twilight." Xander answered.
For Two years Twilight had launched a secert propanda campain that had turned almost ever Nation in the World agaist the Slayers.
But somehow the Nation of Israel resisted this campain and many Slayers and Their Families fled there for safely.
"Pardon Me but won't the Nation of Israel suffer for supporting the Slayers?" Giles asked.
Mara leaned back in Her chair and began counting off on Her fingers.
"One America is the Prime Mover in this anti-Slayer movement and has thearted economic sanctions agaist Israel.
Their Own President in His Change You can Belive In program has put the USA in a 22 Tillion dollar hole, when Twilight made It's move We were able to hack into it's budject and pull all it's secert 6 tillion dollars out of it which has made the American Public jump for joy when We went public with the whole amount.
Two will the USA Israel's main arms supplier cut Us off if We don't play nice with Twilight? Well old General Voll on His own already attacked Israel and met Out EMP bombs Magic Forces, We captured almost intact 8 divisions, 5000 aircraft, and 242 ships half of which was Voll's private forces that the US Defence Department didn't know about.
Which I'm sure the US President got the giggles when He found out."
Mara suddenly leaned foward and whispered, "The thing this Twilight has to nail Your hides to the barn door to even remotely save Theirs and We can't slip Your 500 Slayers into Israel at this time but I think I've found another place for You.
Have any of You ever heard of Hogswarts?"