I've been transfered to the Southern Command and left My Computor in My Flat. I'll get back to the Dark Lady as soon as I Return.
Disclaimer- I Own neither Stargate or Buffy.


WHAT'S THE RANSOM?

Major General Jack O'Neill ran to the Control Room as alerts, alarms and flashing lights went off all over His base.
"Alright Kiddies what happen?" He asked.
"Our latest Daedilus Cruiser the U.S.S. Thor is missing, They missed Their last check in and They're not answering Our Hails Sir." a Captain told Him.
A cold sinking feeling came over Jack, "You mean We've misplaced Our latest Warship which just happens to have the President of the United States of America on Her?"
The President had been like a little Kid when He found out that the USAF had real Spaceship that could travel to the stars and He ordered a ride on a real Starship.
Now on Her Maidan Voyage the USS Thor with the President was missing somewhere in Outer Space. Jack began to wonder if They would bother with a trial before They shot Him.
As the horror grew in Jack a new set of alarms went off, "Sir Incomming Wormhole it's the USS Thor IDC." Wathers announced.
'THANK GOD' Jack thought, "Lower the Iris." He ordered.
Minutes later a confused looking Man in a $500.oo dollar suit stumbed out of the Wormhole which shuted off.
"WHAT THE HELL? Get Him checked out by the Doctors, then get Him into My office NOW." Jack ordered.


The High Command of SGC sat at one side of the office and the Engry Czar on the other.
"Now let Me get this straight in My head, a Goa'uld System Lord named Hecate has taken the Thor, Her Crew and the President and You're here to arrange the ransome?" Jack snarled.
"Uh Yes" the Czar reached into His pocket and pulled out a piece of paper.
"Here's the list General." He said handing it to Jack.
"What's the Ransom?" Jack moaned taking the paper.
Jack glanced over the list then stopped His eyes bugging out.
"SHE WANTS HOW MUCH CHOCOLATE?" He shouted.